gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

(Source: floragod)

waakeme-up:

Me

This chick defs got her head in the game

(Source: swaggiful)

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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